BoJack Horseman Serving Serious Home Truths (2023)

Introduction

Here are some moments from BoJack Horseman that would make even the most stable person delve into an existential crisis. That horse serves some serious home truths.

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- See, Sarah, Lynn?, We're, not doomed.

In, the great, grand scheme of things we're, just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten.

So.

It doesn't matter what we did in the past or how we'll be remembered.

The.

Only thing that matters is right now.

This moment.

This, one spectacular moment.

We are sharing together., Right, Sarah, Lynn?, Sarah, Lynn? - You're responsible for your own happiness.

You know? - Good Lord, that's, depressing.

- No it's not! - I'm responsible for my own happiness?.

I can't, even be responsible for my own breakfast.

You're, a real stupid piece of shit., But, I know, I'm a piece of shit.

That at least makes me better than all the pieces of shit who don't they're pieces of shit.

Or is it worse? Breakfast., You're, a real stupid piece of shit.

And everywhere you go you destroy people., Of course, your mother never loved you.

What do you expect? That's? Why Sarah Lynn died, that's? Why Charlotte will never forgive you,? What are you gonna do to Hollyhock? What? Are you gonna do, asshole?, Shut, up!, If, I'm, shitty, that's, just because I'm shitty and you're allowed to be mad at me.

But.

You need to know that whatever I do, it's, not your fault.

- I know., I, mean, I, know, but I don't, always know.

You know? Like sometimes I have this tiny voice in the back of my head that goes like "hey.

Everyone hates you "and they're, not wrong to feel that way." - I know what you mean.

- That voice.

The one that tells you you're worthless and stupid and ugly, - Yeah? - It goes away.

Right? It's, just like a dumb teenage girl thing.

But then it goes away? - Yeah.

Don't.

You get it? This is my last chance to make people love me, again.

If.

This goes out everybody's gonna see the real me.

Now I spent a lot of time with the real me, and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy.

- Okay.

Now.

If you'll excuse me, I need to go take a shower.

So I can't tell if I'm crying or not., I don't understand how people live.

It's amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say, "yeah, another day, let's do it." How.

Do people do it? I, don't know, how.

So I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here.

And the girl behind the counter said, "hiya, "are, you having an awesome day?", Not "how, are you doing today?"? No, "are you having an awesome day?" Which is pretty shitty, because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if I'm not having an awesome day suddenly I'm, the negative one.

Usually.

When people ask how I'm doing the real answer is I'm doing shitty., But, I, can't say, I'm doing shitty because I don't even have a good reason to be doing shitty.

So if I say "I'm doing shitty", then they say, "why, what's, wrong?", And, I have to be like "I, don't, know, all of it?" So.

Instead, when people ask how I'm doing I, usually say, "I, am doing so great." But.

When this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me, if I was having an awesome day, I thought, "well, today, I'm actually allowed to feel shitty.

"Today I have a good reason.".

So I said to her "well, my mom died." And.

She immediately burst into tears.

So now, I have to comfort her, which is annoying.

And.

Meanwhile, there's a line of people forming behind me who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I've made the Jack in the Box girl, cry., And, she's, bawling and she's saying, "I'm, sorry, I'm so sorry" and I'm like "it's, fine, it's, fine, "I mean, it's not fine.

But you know, it's, fine., "And I would like to order a Double Jack meal, "and I've kind of got somewhere to be "so, maybe less with the crying "and more with the frying, huh?" And.

The girl apologizes, again.

And she offers me a free churro with my meal.

And as I'm, leaving I think "I just got a free churro "because.

My mom died." No.

One ever tells you when your mom dies.

You get a free churro.

Maybe because you're skinny, and maybe 'cause you're.

Pretty you're used to getting away with things, but I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person doesn't, make you less of a horrible person.

- Who wants an autograph? - He's so stupid.

He doesn't realize how miserable he should be.

I envy that.

- What happened.

Bojack? - Same thing that always happens.

You, didn't know, me then you fell in love with me.

And.

Now, you know, me.

- You know, it's, funny., When.

You look at someone through rose-colored classes, all the red flags just look like flags.

- I guess my question is do you.

Do you think it's too late for me? - What? - I mean,? Am I just doomed to be the person that I am, the person in that book? It's, not too late for me, is it? It's, not too late.

Diane I need you to tell me that it's not too late.

- BoJack, I-- - I need you to tell me that I'm a good person., I know that I can be selfish and narcicisstic and self-destructive, but underneath all that, deep down, I'm, a good person and I need you to tell me that I'm good.

Diane?, Tell, me, please Diane, tell me that I'm good.

I feel like I was born with a leak.

And.

Any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me.

And now it's all gone.

And I'll, never get it back in me.

It's, too late.

Life is a series of closing doors, isn't, it?, Nobody, completes, anybody, that's, not a real thing., If you're.

Lucky enough to find someone you can halfway tolerate you, sink your nails in.

And you don't, let go, no matter what.

- So what, I should just settle? - Yes.

Thank you.

Exactly, settle., Because, otherwise, you're, just gonna get older and harder and more alone.

And you're gonna do everything you can to fill that hole with friends and your career and meaningless sex.

But the hole doesn't get filled.

And.

One day, you're gonna look around and you're gonna realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you.

And.

That is the loneliest feeling in the world.

- You could never say it to me.

And you still can't say it to her.

- That's, not true.

I can express feelings.

Nothing on the outside.

Nothing on the inside.

My mom died.

And all I got was this free churro., You know, the shittiest thing about all of this? Is when that stranger behind the counter gave me that free churro, that small act of kindness showed more compassion than my mother ever gave me her entire goddamn life.

Like.

How hard is it to do something nice for a person? This woman at the Jack in the Box didn't, even know, me., I'm, your son.

All I had was you.

Suddenly.

You realize you'll never have the good relationship.

You wanted, that as long as they were alive, even though you'd never admit it, part of you, the stupidest goddamn part of you was still holding on to that chance.

And.

You didn't even realize until that chance went away., My mother is dead.

And everything is worse.

Now.

Because now, I know, I will never have a mother who looks at me from across a room and says, "BoJack Horseman, I see you.", (soft, music), ♪, Janis Ian told it very well, ♪ ♪, Janis Joplin told it even better ♪, (tires, screech), ♪, Billie Holiday, even told it even better ♪, (horse, whinnies), ♪, We, always ♪, ♪, We, always ♪.

♪ We always have a story ♪.